Parody: Porn Star (to the tune of “All Star” by Smashmouth)

My body’s pretty hot and I think I got a shot
I wanna be the girl on your screen
and the guy at Circuit City said I could show my titties
with the cutest little webcam machine
Well the hits start coming and they don’t stop coming
My web page rules, keep the memberships coming
If I wanna have sex, I do it on cue
I still get laid and you can watch too
So many friends, it never ends
and you’re all invited for weekends
Really want you to see me screw
It’ll refresh in a minute or two

Hey now, I’m a Porn Star, got my clothes off, come see
Hey now, I’m a Web Star, turn the web cam on me
and now I wanna show you
all my fantasies coming true

It’s a great gig and I hope it gets better
Just watching my stats keeps making me wetter
But my parents just don’t understand
the way they keep begging me to find a good man
I tell them yes, I completely agree
but it’s gotta be one that’ll satisfy me
so I keep trying ‘em, one by one
who’dve thought the internet was so much fun?

Hey now, I’m a Porn Star, broadest bandwidth, come see
Hey now, I’m a Web Star, turn the web cam on me
and I’m here waiting for you
if you’re twenty-one, come on through.

Hey now, I’m a Porn Star, double-jointed, come see
Hey now, I’m a Web Star, turn the web cam on me
I’ll show off what I can do,
teach that JennieCam a thing or two

Somebody once asked what I didn’t put in FAQs
Was there a single thing that I hadn’t tried?
I said yep, I hadn’t had sex
with the mayor and a string quartet
but you should all log in next Saturday night
Well the hits start coming and they don’t stop coming
My web page rules, keep the memberships coming
And all you need to see my ass
is a modem and AdultCheck pass
Gave up some poon this afternoon
And we’ll talk about it in the chatroom
I know my man will understand
Cuz I can type with just one hand

Hey now, I’m a Porn Star, here’s my girlfriend, come see
Hey now, I’m a Web Star, turn the web cam on me
I’ll show you all I can show
get your credit card, click below

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