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Song: The Hoot Island Birthday Bash
Ahem. (tuning banjo, assuming proper good ol’ boy position)
Well, we got woke up at the rise of the sun
With a choreographed number, from everyone
All the happy nekkid people, from old to young
The Hoot Island birthday had begun.
They brought us downstairs and they stripped us bare
and they all oiled us up, with loving care.
And you know you haven’t lived until you share
a hundred thousand person love affair. Read the rest of this entry »
Poem: This is the Man Who Jacked Off
This is the man that jacked off.
This is the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the mob, nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the wife, tall and unbowed
Who married the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
This is the video made long ago
That stars the wife, tall and unbowed
Who married the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
And the jacking off man is ready to blow
As he watches the video made long ago
That stars the wife, tall and unbowed
Who married the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.
