The only thing better than copious amounts of alcohol is sucking that alcohol off or possibly out of an attractive human body. But be aware of the risks…

Disadvantages

1. Getting a hair in your drink is almost inevitable
2. Throwing your “glass” in the fireplace afterwards is more difficult and a felony in some states
3. Putting salt around the rim is rude
4. It’s a bitch getting the little umbrella to stand up right
5. It takes forever to get drunk
6. Parts of your body become flammable that were never that flammable before
7. Those little cocktail napkins don’t do shit
8. Pool tables weren’t built with comfort in mind
9. Real shot glasses don’t grab you by the ears
10. Everywhere’s a wet spot

Advantages

1. You might get to take your “glass” home
2. Lingering over your drink has never been more fun
3. “Chugging”, “slamming” and “pounding” your drinks takes on a whole new meaning
4. If you’re good, refills are free
5. Cleaning your “glass” is a hell of a lot more fun than it used to be
6. The booze always tastes better (with proper hygiene, of course)
7. “Fuzzy Navels” makes sense now
8. Getting fucked up at the bar is a real possibility
9. The view’s a lot better
10. Everywhere’s a wet spot