Cast:
Pamela McClain – Actress playing Head Nurse Michelle Woolf on hit tv soap opera “Private Rooms”. Sleek, sexy, intelligent. Maybe Pamela Anderson? Nah, bit overexposed in the adult world lately. Maybe Tea Leoni in a surprise career move…
Derek Allen – Actor playing Dr. Martin Gibbs. Distinguished, handsome, should look like soap star. Married, but has crush on Pamela. Either Sean Connery or Randy Spears, haven’t made up my mind yet.
Billy Cameron – Producer/director of “Private Rooms”. Successful, talented, sleazy. Having affair with Derek’s wife. I’d go with Jonathan Morgan here.
Jackie Allen – Derek’s wife. Gorgeous, jealous. Any stunning and untalented porn star can fit in here nicely.
Staci Schamberg – Pamela’s cute young makeup artist. The best spot for a young unknown, Hoot Island fans take note.
Jim – Cameraman. I think there’s some sort of rule that says this has to be Tom Byron.
Jackson – paparazzi for The Weekly Rag, a trashy tabloid. Good cameo role for any retired porn stars who would do a quick bit for a goof.

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FADE IN: Dressing Room Interior

The room has a couch, a basic vanity and mirror and a makeup chair. It’s 5:30 am and PAMELA, wearing a bathrobe, is looking at herself in a makeup mirror. Her makeup artist, STACI, appears behind her.

 

 

PAMELA sighs deeply, nods and drops the robe. STACI looks her over approvingly.

 

 

STACI starts applying makeup to PAMELA.

DISSOLVE TO: Bathroom Interior

DEREK is shaving. He’s acting a bit nervous. JACKIE enters in a silky teddy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He rinses off and puts on lotion.

 

 

 

 

DEREK scowls at her, then suddenly realizes something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her voice FADES as we hold on DEREK’s daydreaming face in the mirror and

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DISSOLVE TO: Same Dressing Room

MUSIC RISES as we cut back and forth through various erotic scenes of STACI applying makeup to PAMELA. Nothing overtly sexual between the two, STACI stays professional, but it’s a good chance to show off PAMELA’s body in detail. FADE IN and OUT on each one with the camera moving constantly for a dream-like effect (not too fast though, puking ruins the mood)

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CUT TO: Same Bathroom

DEREK shakes himself out of his daydream.

 

 

 

 

 

 

She opens her gown (or whatever) and shows off her breasts. DEREK looks briefly and then starts brushing his hair.

 

 

 

 

She runs her hands over him and tries to get him interested. He responds briefly but breaks away anyway.

 

 

He kisses her quickly and leaves. JACKIE crosses her arms and leans back against the sink.

 

 

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CUT TO: Same Dressing Room

PAMELA is laying back in a makeup chair, noticeably skittish. STACI is working on PAMELA’S legs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STACI stands up and looks down at her.

 

 

PAMELA tries to relax and compose herself. She closes her eyes, whereupon STACI ducks her head down and simultaneously takes one of PAMELA’s nipples in her mouth while she runs her hand down between PAMELA’s legs. PAMELA jumps and tries to stop her but finally gives in. STACI, using just her fingers, builds PAMELA up to a killer orgasm but stops short and pulls away, breathing hard.

 

 

 

 

From PAMELA’s wide-eyed and slowly smiling face we …

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CUT TO: Soundstage Interior

The soundstage has a typical executive doctor’s office on it, big desk, bookshelves, etc. The set is darkened. BILLY the producer/director and JIM the cameraman are looking it over when DEREK arrives carrying a script, closely followed by PAMELA and STACI, both still giggling. DEREK and PAMELA are dressed appropriately.

 

 

They look at each other and nod bravely.

 

 

Jim nods.

 

 

DEREK sits behind the desk and puts his script in the drawer. PAMELA and STACI back out of the way and JIM steps up to the camera.

 

 

DEREK rubs his hands over his face and slumps in his chair, in the shadows. We hold on him for a second when suddenly the lights come on. He jerks his head up as PAMELA walks up to his desk. Throughout the filming, we can see shots of BILLY and STACI watching. Both PAMELA and DEREK overact, just slightly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAMELA stalks around to the side of his desk as DEREK stands to face her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

They stand still for a second, then grab each other in a passionate kiss. Behind the cameras, BILLY pumps his arm and mouths “Yes!”. STACI nods encouragement. The kissing becomes more frantic and they begin pulling at each other’s clothes, never letting up on the kiss. DEREK pulls open PAMELA’S blouse and her bra in quick succession, then stops and gazes at her as we see a bit of DEREK’S own reactions entering into his acting. They pull off whatever clothing is in the way and start actually fucking.
BILLY and STACI suddenly realize the scene has gone farther than originally intended. STACI grins as BILLY starts to step forward to stop it, then catches himself. BILLY grabs STACI’S arm and shoos her off the set and out the door. He grabs JIM and does the same.

 

 

The door closes and BILLY stands with his back against it for a moment, then grins and goes to the camera himself to continue filming.
DEREK and PAMELA fuck hard and fast, oblivious to their surroundings. When they finally finish they come back to themselves a little and act a bit embarrassed.

 

 

 

 

He turns around but no one’s in the room with them. They laugh nervously and kiss again. Behind them the cameras are empty.

 

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CUT TO: Billy’s Office, Interior

Cluttered office with a desk, wall clock, large cabinets, several monitors and VCRs and an editing station. JIM is watching dailies when BILLY runs in and slams the door. BILLY is holding the tapes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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CUT TO: Same Dressing Room

STACI is leaning on the vanity, breathing hard, obviously turned on. PAMELA walks in, shuts the door carefully and turns slowly to look at STACI. They both SCREAM delightedly, run to each other and sit on the couch. The next few lines are fast and at the same time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STACI starts kissing PAMELA. By this point PAMELA will go along with anything, it’s been that kind of a day. STACI eases PAMELA’S panties down and gets between her legs.

 

 

They work into a sizzling girl-girl scene which develops into PAMELA telling STACI what happened and demonstrating (ad-lib).

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Derek’s House Exterior

DEREK pulls into his driveway and gets out. He hesitates before he heads inside, obviously bothered.

 

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CUT TO: Hallway Interior

STACI walks along happily, heading home, but stops when she hears BILLY’S voice coming from his office. She eavesdrops.

 

 

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CUT TO: Living Room Interior

JACKIE is sitting on a couch holding a phone.

 

 

JACKIE hangs up quickly as DEREK comes in.

 

 

 

He walks past her and gets a drink. She smiles evilly and comes up behind him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They begin kissing.

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Billy’s Office Interior

JIM is copying the tapes when STACI walks in. He jumps and tries to hide what he’s doing.

 

 

 

 

STACI walks over and hits the play button. We HEAR the MOANS, etc. from DEREK and PAMELA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

They watch for a moment, both of them getting noticeably fidgety. JIM starts fidgetting and rubbing himself and STACI notices.

 

 

JIM shyly unzips and starts flogging away. STACI watches for a second, pops her eyes at the size of Jim’s equipment, then turns back to the screen.

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Same Living Room

DEREK and JACKIE continue to have sex but DEREK seems distracted. The scenes begin DISSOLVING back and forth as he fantasizes PAMELA in place of JACKIE sucking him off, sitting on him, etc.

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Billy’s Office Interior

JIM is whacking it like there’s no tomorrow. STACI is rubbing herself and glancing at his crotch, finally sneaking her hand over to help. Finally she gets a “what-the-hell” look and jumps him and they have sex while the video continues. When they’re done JIM falls dead asleep (typical) and STACI quietly makes a phone call.

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Same Living Room

DEREK finally fires a facial across PAMELA, then comes back to reality to see JACKIE’S dripping face looking at him. He smiles at her. She leaves to clean up. The phone RINGS.

 

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Billy’s Office Interior

The office is dark and empty. We hear a CLICK as the door swings open to reveal PAMELA crouching in the doorway holding a credit card and DEREK standing behind her with the flashlight.

 

 

 

 

They start searching the office, the desk, etc. In the cabinet are hundreds of videotapes, all numbered. They pop a few tapes in the VCRs: the tapes are all of BILLY fucking other women (these scenes don’t have to be shown, just the stars’ reactions to them).

 

 

 

 

 

 

The obvious question occurs to them both. PAMELA gives DEREK a scornful look.

 

 

They keep popping tapes in and out, naming famous-sounding names as they go (”Look! It’s Kathy Whitfield!” “Wow, he got Luke AND Laura!”, whatever’s not actionable…). They decide to grab the last 2 tapes and work backwards.

 

 

 

 

PAMELA is staring at her screen in shock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

DEREK looks over and his eyes pop.

 

 

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CUT TO: Same Living Room (seen through bad video)

BILLY is sitting on the couch as JACKIE brings them drinks. They erupt into an all-out fuck-fest. This could include anal, depending on your needs. Freeze the scene at a nice juicy moment and

 

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CUT TO: Billy’s Office Interior

DEREK leans forward and hits “eject”, then sits back slowly. PAMELA watches him carefully, then tries to break the mood.

 

 

DEREK turns to her.

 

 

 

 

DEREK pops out the tape, looks at it, then puts it in the editing section and starts working.

 

 

Camera focuses on the wall clock (12:35 or so).

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Billy’s Office Interior

Focus on wall clock (9:00). BILLY and JACKSON come in. BILLY is excited.

BILLY
This is it, this is gonna be bigger than the L.A.
street mime shootings. Here, here’s the tape.

JACKSON sits at BILLY’S desk as BILLY frantically opens his cabinet and digs through the tapes. He pulls one out and holds it up.

 

 

He puts the tape in, hits “play” and swivels the tv around so JACKSON can see it better (also, incidentally, where BILLY can’t see it himself). He reaches around the front and turns the sound down.

 

 

JACKSON watches a few minutes of the tape, raises his eyebrows, looks at BILLY. He looks back at the screen. Behind the tv, unaware, BILLY is grinning like a fool. JACKSON reaches forward and stops the tape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BILLY nods happily. JACKSON shrugs, pockets the tape and hands BILLY a check, then leaves. BILLY dances a little jig of greed.

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Same Living Room

JACKIE walks in. She’s dressed differently (it’s a different day). She sees a package on the table and opens it. On top is a stack of papers.

 

 

She looks into the package and pulls out a videotape. It’s labeled “Exhibit A, Billy Cameron and Jackie Allen.”
She sighs, sits down and starts reading the papers.

 

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DISSOLVE TO: Pamela’s Apartment Interior

DEREK and PAMELA are enjoying some wine and watching tv.

 

 

Derek turns to Pamela.

 

 

They indulge in some playful foreplay, spill a lot of wine, and make passionate love.

After they finish they hold each other as we focus on the tv which now says “The End.”

Optional: Movie credits could roll on the tv screen while the set is still visible in the background.