Well, I’ve got some heavy munchies
and the only real relief
is a meal that fills completely
with a certain cut of beef.
The vegetary attitude
could never be my style,
not when I could be snacking
on some tubesteak for a while

I want meat!
Beefstick, sausage, ballpark frank
A big kielbasa I can yank
Tonsil-tickling Levi’s snake
How many mouthfuls can I take?

That Jenny Craig is healthy
but it just don’t fill me up
not when I need some creamer
that can overflow my cup.
Tried Oscar Meyer’s weinies
and the finest sirloin tips
but it’s your magic quarter-pounder
really makes me smack my lips.

I want meat!
Don’t want no veggies, flakes or fruit
Can’t take no soybean substitute
A bikini zucchini to suck on and bite
An all-day sucker that lasts all night

I love to gulp down Twinkies
and bananas sure are fun
but they just can’t match the feel
of hot salami in my bun.
I’m here to place my order
that’ll do me for today
but I can’t seem to see the menu,
there’s a zipper in the way…

I want meat!
Piping hot and protein packed
Just the thing for midnight snacks
So much and more that I can’t walk
Why are we wasting time with talk?

I want meat!