At last, you can show off how well you can have sex by yourself!

OK, that didn’t sound right at all.

So, you know how people compete in Air Guitar championships? Get up on stage in front of an audience and rock out without any actual instruments? And they have competitions all over the world, with real prizes and sponsorship and everything?

It’s like that, but with sex. The Air Sex World Championships, held in 16 bouts in cities all around the U.S., is asking frisky folks to come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. “Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it’s embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside.”

You’ve got two minutes, you can’t get nude or have actual orgasms (that anyone can prove), and I have no idea what you might win, aside from the glory of being YouTubed forever. But isn’t that enough?

I feel for this guy, I really do. I would even take over for him to let him finally, finally get some rest.

Enjoy this quick, before YouTube notices it…

Hi.

Guess it’s been a while,. huh.

You know, I totally meant to call. Really. But with one thing and another, and, well, you know…

Anyway, I’m back up and working on rebuilding the Island from scratch, more or less, so please bear with me while I figure this out. There’s gonna be a short period of messiness, I suspect, while I get everything back online.

But in the meantime, you can go read my short story collection “Giggling Into the Pillow” for free! It’s over at Smashwords, in several different formats for your portable reading pleasure. Not that I’d ever stop you from buying a print copy for yourself, of course…

Thanks for checking back, and I hope to hang around another 10 years.