This is the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.

This is the mob, nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.

This is the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.

This is the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.

This is the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.

This is the wife, tall and unbowed
Who married the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.

This is the video made long ago
That stars the wife, tall and unbowed
Who married the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.

And the jacking off man is ready to blow
As he watches the video made long ago
That stars the wife, tall and unbowed
Who married the senator, ranting loud
Who raised the youth so innocent pure
That thrilled the priest, holy and sure
That fronted the mob all nosy and rude
That backed up the prude
That threatened the churl
Who paid for the girl
Who posed for the porn
That excited the man that jacked off.